Does this lighting make me look fat? (asked the chicken)

Ok we are at day 9 with our foray into chicken raising.  I was taking pictures and I could have sworn I overheard a conversation...
"Do you think this lighting makes me look fat?" asked the chicken on the left.

"Shh, I'm exhausted, I have been eating all day... Huh, no, no, you look good.  Sometimes the wood shavings can wash you out a little and the red light is not always the most flattering...It doesn't help when this muffin top head Silver Polish plops down and sleeps in front of us...Who could look good with this skinny thing right up in here?  I swear she comes over here just to get you feeling all self conscious. Look at that one over there, as big as a house and still showing off for the camera... It isn't even her best side. No shame...go back to sleep...it will be time to eat again in 5 minutes."

As the Chicken Coop Turns...

Like grain through a feeder...

These are the (few) days of their lives...