"I don't think anyone saw me..."
"What? What's it to ya?" said the chicken to the coop keeper. "I am not just eating from a dustpan, I am a freegan." the chicken tried to explain in her most dignified manner possible(for a bird that is) "Humans all over are diving into dumpsters and eating food that has been thrown out in the name of freeganism. Don't believe me? Well, I saw it on Oprah. What? Is this chicken too progressive for you? No? Good, I didn't think so. By the by I've been meaning to talk to you...have you ever thought of making the change to be a vegetarian or vegan? huh, no? I didn't think so."
"I think you all now how this story ended..."said the coop keeper.
and that is the way
The Chicken Coop Turns...
Like Grain through a feeder...
These are/were the days of their lives