ain't to proud to beg...(or eat out of a dust pan)

"Oh man I AM hungry..." said the chicken.

"I don't think anyone saw me..."

"What? What's it to ya?" said the chicken to the coop keeper. "I am not just eating from a dustpan, I am a freegan." the chicken tried to explain in her most dignified manner possible(for a bird that is) "Humans all over are diving into dumpsters and eating food that has been thrown out in the name of freeganism.  Don't believe me? Well, I saw it on Oprah. What? Is this chicken too progressive for you? No? Good, I didn't think so.  By the by I've been meaning to talk to you...have you ever thought of making the change to be a vegetarian or vegan? huh, no? I didn't think so."

"I think you all now how this story ended..."said the coop keeper.

and that is the way

The Chicken Coop Turns...

Like Grain through a feeder...

These are/were the days of their lives